Sunday, October 14, 2007

Opening words

"Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself."

Author Unknown

This is my first and probably last blog entry. Up to now, all attempts at witty, literary commentary on my life's travels and adventures have dissipated to nothing within 72 hours of their inception...


I should be dissertation writing - but I'm procrastinating. I do this far too often to document and it has banished vast swathes of my life to the mind-numbing pleasures of facebook, globalcombat, BBC news, and even solitaire! Dedicating time to difficult-but-necessary things is the easy part... getting my arse in gear and using that time productively - not so much. But the house has never looked cleaner, I'm on to my 7th raid of the fridge for snacks today, and anyone that sends me an email has an almost instant and excessively detailed reply!

So now I've accomplished the pinnacle of the procrastination pile with signing up to a blog site. I hope I come back and say something on here later, when my dissertation is finished and I actually have something interesting to say...

Right now I've going to shove a fist in my arse (urban dictionary)